Sunset over Somerset

Sunset over Somerset

It sounded like someone was throwing carpet tacks at the window, as another day dawned with more rain driven on high winds.  The arch outside the front door formed a wind tunnel that neither dog was prepared to risk.  A previous head of P.E. when asking if I was really planning to go ahead with a hockey match in some unpromising conditions said “I wouldn’t put a cat out in this”.  Not being a great cat lover, this is precisely the type of weather I would be happy to place a cat.  I’m a little easier on my dogs and let them off going out until the squall had passed.

But the forecasts continue with their storm-tossing, rain-drenching theme: weather systems lining up along the jet stream like a cyclonic taxi rank, waiting to drop more unwanted contents on to the sodden UK turf.  And Somerset has taken more than its fair share, as the news coverage has shown.

There is a sense of unreality when you see familiar places on the national news.  We are fortunate enough to be away from the affected areas, which are in a part of the county which has always had a reputation for being a little “special”.  The residents of the levels (Levellers?!) have suffered from an uncomplimentary reputation for being insular and different from the rest of us.  My youthful impressions were of a place with its own identity, fixed in my childish imagination as being full of basket weavers and peat cutters: the willows and the deep rich soil being the main natural resources.  I never did understand how somewhere that was partially below sea level could remain dry and imagined small children at Bridgewater standing with one of their twelve fingers in a dike.

The only effects we have suffered are a couple of inches of water in the OM’s cellar after the rain fell so fast it came through the walls of his basement.  Other than that, it is the usual towels on window sills to stop the leaking windows, but of no consequence when you see the sandbags on the levels.  When the sun sets in the west we can see the sun reflecting off the vast expanse of what is more like an inland sea.  Like a distant warning of global warming, one feels perhaps it is only a matter of time before we are living in a beach front property.

The news coverage has kept us intrigued and amused with Somerset being put on the map (just as it is being cartographically erased) as national TV fights to get the latest angle on submerged farmland.  The shrill call for dredging the rivers is no doubt justified, although as my osteopath pointed out to me while clicking my spine into shape, dredging merely provides a larger reservoir into which water can drain from the land.  It does not get into the sea any quicker, as it still has to get out the same sized river mouth.  But at least the water can sit in the river (and ditches for that matter) rather than on the land and in people’s front rooms.  But one can also assume that this winter’s rain would have caused flooding, whatever.  It is the “normal” years that one would expect to avoid the sight of tear-stained folk worrying about their livestock and possessions.

But judging by the accents of the interviewees, if nothing else the TV coverage has shown us that not all residents of the levels have twelve fingers and play the banjo. No, there are normal folk (incomers no doubt) down there, who drive Chelsea tractors and keep ponies for fun.

The distant glimmer of things to come?

The distant glimmer of things to come?

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My favourites

My favourites

Last weekend the sun came out.  Sunday was a day of rare dryness and brilliance.  For seemingly the first time this year we were able to get the wellies and dogs in the back of the car and take them for a good walk before I then went down the garden and did some constructive work. We decided to go up Cadbury Castle which is a better dog walk than it is a castle, if the image that such a name conjures is one of high ramparts, arrow slits, moats and portcullises.

The view south to Corton Ridge

The view south to Corton Ridge

When we first moved back to Somerset we were lucky enough to rent a cottage at the base of the path up, and it was not unusual to overhear a transatlantic accent pondering the inaccuracy of the term “castle” for what is essentially a large hill with a series of deep ditches running around it. Of course, this being an iron age castle, one should expect nothing more, though the popular myth that this was King Arthur’s Camelot helps add to its drawing power.  Geographically it is actually in South Cadbury, so at least part of the name is factually correct.

Another disappointingly named fortification is Castle Cary, where I took the dogs for a walk on Friday.  This is even less of a sight, amounting to basically no more than a couple of humps and hollows that represent what is left of the motte and bailey.  So the title to this post (another Iain Banks book title for those who might care) is, obviously, ironic.

Even without crenellations and ramparts, the views from Cadbury and Lodge Hill are brilliant, though the elevation does enable one to see all too clearly the massive grey shoe box of the pet food factory and, from Cadbury Castle these days, the Haynes Motor Museum is an increasingly garish scarlet sore thumb on the green Somerset countryside.

Shallow roots, he said

Shallow roots, he said

Rejuvenated after a dry, sunny walk, I set to in the garden. We decided over the summer to move the snake bark maple which the OM had planted next to the oil tank, into the main part of the garden.  In its current position it impedes parking space on the drive, so we decided to put it in the end of the boomerang bed.  And to do this I elected to remove the heather bed.  Taking the heather out is a doubly tough job.  On the one hand it is physically harder than the OM suggested  “Shallow roots” he said.  Yeah, maybe, but tangled together after thirty years of weaving in with trees and shrubs too, it takes a good few hours of hard labour.

All clear - only half a boomerang for now

All clear – only half a boomerang for now

Emotionally this was a tough ask too.  This is the heather which the kids found brilliant fun to run, rock and roll in.  And also get a good rollicking into the bargain.  Charlie and Josh still smile at the memory of the stern lecture they had from Grandpa after being caught flattening it.  And more recently Ella has burnt off a fair amount of puppy steam in the whiskery bed.  Heather always conjures memories for me of scottish holidays from my youth and also of visiting the wealthier cousins who had a massive heather bed in their large suburban garden.

But it’s gone now (leaving only memories?), along with a fair amount of bind weed roots, so that was a good thing.  Next up, digging the snake bark maple from next to the drive.  It is surrounded by gravel, chippings and tarmac.

So that WILL be a Song of Stone.

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Raw Spirit

140107 (1)Although the prevailing conditions have  reduced our options when out with the dogs, walking the same lanes and fields does put one in touch with the natural rhythms of life in the neighbourhood and can cheer one up, whatever the weather.  There is always something to raise the spirits as even in the depths of a wet and blustery winter’s day, there are still glimpses of the bird life that is clinging on through the fallow months to bring a smile to your face.  Or maybe just a pair of idiot dogs will have you grinning.

Sodden Fields

Sodden Fields

On my walk the other day I could hear the plaintive mewing of a buzzard, as it flapped lazily overhead.  Later in the walk I was pleased to see the more urgent flight of a kestrel, as it emerged from a hedge on its sharp chiselled wings heading off across the field.  When I was growing up in this part of the world in the seventies, kestrels were the common bird of prey.  We seemed to have a resident kestrel that hunted along the lane, hovering on the prevailing westerlies, static above the verge.  Any motorway journey in those days would see kestrels at regular intervals along the embankments, but their numbers have declined over the intervening decades, unlike buzzards who are now the predominant Somerset raptors.

I remember it was a special journey to be driven five miles to see a buzzard that was nesting in some woods.  It was worth the trip just to see such a large bird of prey.  Now, we will often see up to half a dozen just standing in the field opposite.

Survival for the smaller birds is often dependent of them clubbing together.  So Ella was a little startled when she flushed a small flock of goldfinches.  They twittered away from her, working along the hedgerow.  Always good to see a few hedgerows – it is the decrease in these and other habitats that no doubt contributed to the reduction in the numbers of songbirds and our friend the Kestrel.

Ham Wall

Ham Wall

One bird that does not seem to have reduced greatly is the Starling.  On my walk in the morning I saw several small flocks flying purposefully eastwards over me.  And when I was walking in the late afternoon, I saw the same sight, in reverse, as they flew to their roosting spots over on the levels.  Last year we took a trip over to Ham Wall reserve to see the murmuration.  It was a beautiful winter’s evening, and although the starlings on this occasion decided to roost some way off, the constant, determined influx of small groups, or long straggling trails of them, was a sight to behold.  Roger Deakin (in “Notes from Walnut Tree Farm”) said that if you wanted a bird builder, he would choose the starling as it was so busy and hungry for life.

I know what he means as I see them flying here and there, or cackling in the blue cedar before they descend on the chicken food.  I can look at them and tell them “I know where you live”.  It doesn’t make much sense to them, but it makes me happy.

I like the fact that we can walk the lanes and see starlings going over and know where they come from or where they are going.  To have a feel for the present and the past of a place  satisfies an innate sense of belonging that we all desire to some degree and this corner of Somerset does it for me: the people, the places and the wildlife.

 

 

 

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Puppy Dog Tales

Storm brewing

Storm brewing

We were woken again last night by the sound of rain clattering against our windows.  It has been a recurring theme this holiday: on New Year’s Eve we had proper hail – the size of a proverbial golf ball.  Actually, no: more the size of a marble, but exaggeration is all part of weather reportage, with floods being the worst on record, storms being the fiercest in living memory and rainfall that has seen animals queuing up two by two in the hope that someone would build a boat big enough to get them to safety.

We haven’t yet had forty days and forty nights of this weather, but it feels like it.  So no point in even contemplating anything in the garden (apart from collecting the dog poo).  The sum total of our outside adventures has been to take the dogs for a walk each day.  A trip up to Alfred’s Tower the other morning was not exactly a runaway success, as the dogs got lost in the woods.  Fudge, despite appearances to the contrary,  has a decent sense of direction, but Ella is still a little naive on that front. So fifteen minutes’ walking, followed by ten minutes desperate calling saw the reappearance of a slightly bewildered lab/retriever cross.  We decided to call it a day and led dogs back to the car.

Red Sky in the Morning...

Red Sky in the Morning…

Our regular local walk has become an assault course to test dogs and owners.  Starting with a slide across sodden fields, one has to get past massive piles of horse manure, before wading through floods then avoiding the small field of pet sheep to get back to the lane.  There one dices with the constant flow of traffic from the equine fraternity who trundle along to attend to their liveried ponies and horses.  This would be fine, but Fudge has a vehement hatred of anything resembling a land rover or which might be a 4×4, so she needs to be closely monitored.

There used to be a track here

There used to be a track here

The horse shit is the first struggle, as both dogs see it as a free wayside snack, but not one that we are keen for them to feast on.  The flood is more of a challenge for all.  As a short-haired terrier who appears to have an allergy to water, Fudge is surprisingly chilled at plodding down the middle of the inundated lane, lifting her feet higher and higher as if running on tiptoe.  Ella, meanwhile, for a dog whose breeding heritage involves retrieving from water, shows a surprising aversion to the wet stuff.  She snakes her way through the hedge in order to avoid getting her feet damp.  And her distrust of water was only increased the other day when she decided to wade through the deluge, blissfully unaware that there was a three-foot ditch running alongside the lane.  Finding herself suddenly swimming, with only thick hedge in front of her, she did manage to execute an underwater turn – almost a tumble turn –  and get herself to the other, shallower, side of the lane.

But she has not been back in the water since.

Back at home, Ella is keen to demonstrate her retrieving instincts. So long as is doesn’t involve water.   She is constantly collecting slippers and shoes from around the house and proudly presenting them to us.  This is mostly harmless fun, but not when she has enough time to start picking over the said item.  On New Year’s day she reduced my slipper to its constituent parts over the course of a relaxing half hour when we were entertaining my brothers.

Alfred's Tower - with a distinct lack of dogs

Alfred’s Tower – with a distinct lack of dogs

But it is not all cosy domestic retrieval games.  Ella can produce the goods out in the wilds too (well, the garden).  One evening she and Fudge had been in garden, doing whatever they were supposed to do, when I opened the back door to see Ella chewing on the decapitated body of a rabbit.  I say decapitated advisedly, as the head of the rabbit was lying a few feet away from its corpse.  Ella seemed quite pleased with herself.  I bet Fudge wasn’t.  Whether or not the dogs had actually caught and killed the rabbit or just happened across its lifeless remains, I cannot say.  But I imagined a conversation between the two dogs going thus:

Fudge:  “Great, we can keep this out in the garden and snack on it whenever we are let out”

Ella: “Yeah, maybe.  But I really think we should take it back to our owners.  They will be so pleased with us”

Fudge: “but what about our morning and evening snacks?”

Ella: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.  I’m just gonna take this back to the house….”

I can’t repeat whatever Fudge thought of that idea.  But Ella got her way and the rabbit was duly disposed off (by me, over the fence).  But we’ll never know whose idea it was to chew the head off.

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Plans for the New Year

Winter Walk

Winter Walk

Since November I have not posted.  There are a number of drafts still on hold, but the idea of posting every day during November rapidly became an end in its own right: like a dog’s incessant barking, publishing a blog post every day was just so much pointless twitter.  Combine that with the end of term and the appearance of Christmas on the horizon and gardening and writing took a back seat.

So a quick update on the garden sees more of the same, really.  Ella has twice managed to get into the chicken run, and on each occasion has brought down a hen, catching a bird then trying to gum it to death in her soft retriever’s mouth.  The hens have been vocal in their outrage and called the emergency services (me) to save them from the Black Death Eater.  Verity, Josh and I spent some time translating just what it was they were saying:  “f-king HURTS!” was our best guess, though we thought they were simply having a laugh at Ella’s inability to deliver the coup de gras.  The second time I arrived to find three chickens in the hen-house, and the other two standing with their heads in the ivy, looking like the world’s worst exponents of hide and seek.  Ella had one of the Sussex Stars in her mouth but was good enough to let it go when I told her.

The Hen Run - Dog Proofed

The Hen Run – Dog Proofed

Just as with the previous time, the bird was, to all intents and purposes, playing dead.  But with a nudge from my foot she got up and got on with life.  Ella received a severe reprimand, but I do not think that will have much effect on her.  So on Christmas day I worked off lunch making the fences dog proof once again.

Elsewhere in the garden I tidied up after the storms that we have had.  A couple of panes of glass were blown out of the top greenhouse, though fortunately neither was broken.  The cracked bits in the end of the greenhouse also fell out, but I managed to mend all without any assistance from the Old Man.  Proper grown up, me.

Winter Oak

Winter Oak

And down the end of the garden today I bundled up all the stakes and other bits and bobs of netting etc that had blown over under the oak tree.  One thing leads to another and I came to the realisation that storing stuff around the oak rather detracted from what is a really lovely tree.  I mean, how many people are lucky enough to have a good sized oak tree in one corner of their garden?  It looks a lot better now.  I was thinking of planting some bulbs around it but it’s probably a little late now – plus, the chances are my idiot black puppy will in all likelihood dig them all up, as she was hard at work digging there as I was trying to clear the posts.

One thing I will have to do later than last year is plant the garlic, which will now have to be a spring planting.  We have been cooking with our own garlic all autumn – and only recently starting buying onions. It has been interesting to see the difference in flavours of each type, though I cannot remember which is which as the labels I wrote whited before I harvested them.  The Elephant garlic was great.   That one is not too difficult to spot, on account of its size, and though not strictly speaking a garlic, it has a lovely mild flavour.  But as to the others, who knows.  I will have to make a cunning plan for the spring.

 

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Keats and Yeats are on my side

To quote Morrissey when with the Smiths”A dreaded sunny day, so let’s go where we’re happy”…

So off I went nice and early to play golf with Steve and Julian.  I wasn’t happy for long, though, as I’m playing like a dog at the moment so my round was the classic good walk spoiled.  But what a walk: the sun was just rising as we started and it was still shining when I got home at 11:00, just in time to stand for the two minute silence for Remembrance Sunday.

In the garden we decided it was time to clear the leaves from under the walnut tree so set to with a rake and the wheelbarrow.  But then Claire remembered the Old Man has a leaf blower which is not any faster than a rake, but it is a lot less tiring.  And after the leaf blowing, I cut the grass for the last time this year.  All looks very trim now…

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The Smell of Wet Dog

Today’s daily post is back to gardens and dogs.

 

Dreaming of the Iron Age

Dreaming of the Iron Age

Yesterday, as I was grinding my teeth on the side of a blue hockey pitch, Claire was on cloud nine taking the dogs up Cadbury Camp.  This was Ella’s first trip up what is always a great ramble for dogs and owners alike.  Dogs love it, be it rummaging through the brambles on the slopes of the iron age fort as Poppy our first dog used to, trying to flush out rabbits, or simply galloping up and down the high banked ramparts, as Fudge still does gamely at the age of 13.  I like to think that they are running with the spirits of the some old Iron Age lurchers.

Ella tried her hardest to keep up with Fudge, but body shape outdid youth quite effectively as Ella’s Labrador physique is not, apparently, designed for sprint reps – especially up and down the steep slopes of Cadbury.  Last night, neither dog strayed far from their bed all evening and Ella was truly shattered.

So...who's stressed by the wet?

So…who’s stressed by the wet?

So, today being my day off, I took them for shorter walks.  During the day we were caught in a serious shower as we were down the garden.  In terms of participation, the roles were reversed in the changed conditions.  While Ella continued to romp round the garden (probably flattening one or two cauliflowers, I suspect) Fudge quietly retreated to the garage to keep out of the rain.  It is clear which one is the water dog.

The view from the top (of the the field)

The view from the top (of the the field)

And now I have just come back from an early evening stroll up the field and back. The sky was looking typically autumnal with clouds beginning to clear after the wet day.  I count my blessings daily to be able to live in such a beautiful part of the world.  I took another picture of the view.  I probably have more of these pictures than AP McCoy has ridden winners – but I never tire of it.  The other week when the OM was having work done to the chimney, I was able to stand on the scaffolding and take some photos of the mist rising over the lower lying land and also around Cadbury Camp – as the view from the chimney is particularly impressive.  Even in the time I was up there the picture changed almost by the minute.

In the garden the only thing that is changing is how wet the soil is.  But that is fine.  I’ll stay in with the smell of damp dog to keep me company.

 

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More Than Only Games

This year at school I am fortunate to have a 1st XI team that has been enjoying the best results of any team in my time, having won every one of their Saturday fixtures, and although they slipped up in the county tournament, they had at least qualified for the West Schools Regional Finals.  So I went into the tournament today with quiet optimism.

Which proved to be misplaced.

It started with a decent enough performance against one of the favourites and although it ended in a 2-0 defeat, we were playing well and had weaker teams to play in the group.  But our performance level tailed off, losing the next one to the agony of a goal scored in the last five seconds, and although we played better in the next, we failed to score in a 0-0 draw, before subsiding 2-1 in our last match.

To paraphrase Alex Ferguson: “Hockey – bloody hell” and although he said those words after a memorable victory, I was thinking the same thoughts for contrasting reasons.

Claire reminded me (by text) that it is “Only Games”.  But I find that the older I get the more tense I become over these matters.  I fear that my genetic inheritance is coming through at last.  The Old Man will not watch big sporting contests on telly as he finds it too stressful and even spent England’s finest hour in 1966 digging the garden as he couldn’t bear to watch in T.V.  After the debacle today, I think I know how he feels.

And yet, and yet…. I would not have wanted to have been anywhere but on the side of the pitch today, posing and poncing around in my team track suit, doing my impersonation of a stressed premier league manager in the technical area.  Because one day I still believe one of my teams will do really well – and I want to be there when it happens.  It is the kind of addiction that keeps people going to see football teams, that eternal hope.

Somehow it is not the losing that hurts most: it is the hope, or the memory of that hope.  It is hope that keeps us going in life, that drives us on and gives us the motivation to succeed.  And that is why we come back for more.  It is why sporting efforts are so much more than ‘only games’, and why in a couple of weeks when the under fourteen team is at the Regional Finals, I will need to be there in the technical area once more, pacing the touch-line.

Because I really believe (hope?) we can do it next time.  Hopefully I will report back with better news by the end of the month.

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It’s only Games

WordPress (the blog website I use) have issued a challenge to publish a post every day this month.  Well, I only read that email on the 2nd November, so missed one day.  But I am doing my best to publish something every day, so today I’m taking the opportunity to start a new strand and to write about my main passion – sport – which happens to also be my occupation.

My role as P.E. teacher and head of hockey is essentially a job in which I get to do a lot of stuff I enjoy: coaching players to improve their skills in a sport I love and which I have played since the age 13, as well as managing teams in regular fixtures.

But it does have its stresses and strains – such as today when I was assisting with interviewing candidates for 6th form sports scholarships, but also teaching and preparing for a big tournament tomorrow.  This involved tedious things, like making sure I had enough players (some of whom had conflicting commitments in other departments), checking shirts, change of shirts, tracksuits, hockey balls, first aid, ensuring the girls have lunches, planning to buy more to supplement the lunches….the list goes on.  Throw in a fixture today that was cancelled at the last moment, and the subsequent rearrangement of training for senior teams, and it was a another fraught day at school.

But, at the end of the day (to use a sporting cliche) Claire reminds me that it is “only games”.  Which reminded me of an ironic (or perhaps idiotic) poem I once wrote when disgruntled with the fact that a lot of girls missed sport to do music.  I would add that I enjoy a good relationship with the music department and that the following words are meant very much in jest – before someone in senior management reads this and hauls me over hot coals.  But I think anyone who has worked in P.E. and sport in schools will identify with some of the sentiments.

So, no pics today – just words.  Make up your own pictures.

Play Up, Play Up – Play up It’s Only Games
 
Our School Girls are a talented lot
Involved in many things
But when it comes to playing sport
They’ll have to sprout some wings
 
Because music and P.E.
Do not comfy bedfellows make
So when deciding what to do
We’ll show them what’s at stake
 
They’ll have to miss some sport –
Their badminton and swims:
It’s better to blow a metal tube
Or pull horsehair over strings
 
Hanging out in the Music room
Shouting out rude names
Why trudge up to the astroturf?
Remember it’s only games.
 
One has to think what matters
Like it takes up so much thought
It’s obvious to sensitive girls
That music outshines sport.
 
Singing is for ladies:
P.E’s not for dames.
It’s on the national curriculum
But we know it’s only games
 
Don’t waste your time with Nicky
Or Katharine or James
What are you going to learn about life?
You’ll just be playing games.
 
The sun shines on the righteous
On sport it only rains
Don’t go down to the squash court Maude
Bunk off: it’s only games.
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Something for Nothing

131103 (2) Although, as I said yesterday, I feel that I am putting the garden to bed at the moment, somehow harvesting veg at this time of the year and heading into the winter seems almost more satisfying than the summer months, when we had plentiful (but sometimes short-lived) harvests of fresh produce.  I am sure that when I was young I would have dreaded the call to go and pick some Brussels or dig a parsnip, but this autumn I am feeling that I am almost getting something for nothing.

A week's worth of cabbage

A week’s worth of cabbage

For example, the swedes are gently expanding and growing, but are perfectly edible in the meantime.  And the same goes for the parsnips, although there are not as many of them.  The cavolo nero will keep producing for a good while yet, as will the curly kale that is looking great.  Only the cabbages have produced a glut which I will not be able to eat.  When there are only two of us at home, one cabbage can last us weeks…

Although we had some Brussels sprouts at the weekend, they are not up to speed at the moment.  The plants seem to have shot up and the sprouts themselves have opened in the warm weather.  In some ways Brussels Sprouts are the benchmark against which I measure the garden, as it was the Old Man’s excellent Brussels which drew me in to taking on the responsibility in the first place after the cows had rampaged through the garden and destroyed his work in a few hours of bovine mayhem.  Those sprouts a few years ago were looking truly impressive – but had not been picked as there had not been a frost up till the point.  But after the lunch on Sunday, I am thinking that there is more than a grain of good sense in the OM’s insistence on picking after the first frost.

So I am actually wishing for a little cold weather to improve the harvest and keep the food for free coming in.

 

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