The Sweet Scent of Success

We are coming to the end of sweet peas in the garden.  They are, to me, a bellwether flower.  Every gardener seems to grow them and anyone who sees ours in the bookshop feels compelled to comment on them, before adding a self-assessment of their own sweet peas; as if the growing of sweet peas is an indicator of one’s horticultural credentials. 

When I think of sweet peas, I think of my mother.  Throughout the summer she would provide bunches to take away whenever we stayed and when, after she died, I started growing them myself it seemed apt that the first flower seemed always to appear on her birthday – 10th July.

Over time, we have managed to bring forward the sweet pea season, but when we were tasked with supplying flowers for “The Wedding of the Year”, on 13th July, I knew we would have to bring our A-game to make sure Verity was not walking up the aisle with just a single sweet pea in her bouquet.

Planning was essential, with seeds bought as early as August last year, and sown in November.  Germination was good, but by January the ranks had been decimated by damping off.  But, as we had sown enough to sink a Russian battleship, the remaining plants ensured we were still in with a fighting chance of producing enough flowers for the summer. 

By March they were bursting out of their pots and storage containers and needed more room outside of the greenhouse.  I used to think that Sweet Peas are not hardy, but they can survive anything down to -4C, so we took a low risk gamble and planted them out.  Despite the wet weather, the first flower appeared on 5th May and by July they were in full bloom, so the job was a good ‘un. 

They have continued to crop heavily until just a week ago.  So heavily, in fact, that the rectangular frame of old gazebo poles and green netting collapsed under the weigh and now resembles the Wembley goalposts of 1977 after celebratory Scottish fans invaded the pitch.

The results were good, but after the planning and the doing, we are now in the reviewing stage and need to plan to ensure even better performance next summer.  Sterilising plant pots could reduce the chance of damping off and continuing to nip out the shoots undoubtedly helped the crop.

As to which varieties to grow, it is clear that some are better suited for cutting than others.  We tried 13 different varieties from two different suppliers (Higgledy Garden & Premier Seeds Direct):

Heaven Scent Mix

Mammoth Scarlet

Parfume Millennium

Parfume White Supreme

Winston Churchill

Beaujolais

Leamington

Painted Lady

Cupani

Starry Night

Perfume Delight

Mammoth

Swan Lake

It is not easy deciding which to buy again.  Success is not marked by sweet scent alone so, for example, although Cupani has a lovely aroma, it has short thin stems, while the Parfume white has wonderful long, strong stems, but is less scented.  Ah, but which to choose?  Perhaps we should decide it in the style of Harry Hill:

“FIGHT!!!”

Medalling on the Shed

So, a silver for Britain there in the Dachshund re-capture race.  I thought for a moment we had lost it in the second field there, but excellent rounding up by James, wearing good shoes, I am pleased to say, beating the Germans into 3rd place, who had mistakenly decided to wear Birkenstocks.

But the action is coming thick and fast, as we go straight over to the Jardin des Cabanons, where the second and concluding day of the Individual Combined Shed Painting has just ended.  Remember, this event combines the three main painting disciplines of Shed, Fence and Static Garden Furniture.  Going for team GB is ML Gardener…”

“Thank you, Hazel.  Well, painting has finished and we are just waiting for the scores from the judges.  Remember, this is the second day, with marks from both days being added together to decide the medals.  Yesterday was not good for Team GB, with ML beginning his campaign painting the Static Garden Furniture using an old pot of paint, and it just did not have the coverage. It took an age to dry and resulted in paint on the dress of the main judge – on her birthday – for which he will have lost crucial marks.  I guess many of you at home will be asking why he is using old paint? But sadly there is no Lottery Funding for this event, with competitors having to pay their own way, so nothing can go to waste.

But, despite trailing, it has been a far better day for Team GB.  ML finished with his best element – The Shed.  This has not been painted since Tokyo in 2021, but ML covered it in Olympic Record time which has seen him surge up the leaderboard.  His technique across the shiplap was superb: broad brushstrokes, great coverage and little spillage.

It will be a tough ask to get amongst the medals, though, with the Dutch, who have painted their barn in Orange, currently in Bronze medal position.  The US and China are out in front with their Red Sheds. Orange and red are higher tariff colours than GB’s black, and I fear that is going to count against us in the end. 

And, there it is: the final leaderboard shows that GB has come an agonising 4th.  Just outside the medals.  We will hope to get a word with ML Gardener in a moment.  He looks exhausted but should be pleased with his efforts today.  I expect he will tell us that he has been on a journey, that there have been tough times but that he is proud of all that he has achieved and that Black really should be the new Ash Grey, or something like that. 

But, of course, it’s not all over yet for the MLG family with Mrs B is still in the hunt for the Big G, after achieving a Personal Best, qualifiying in top spot for tomorrow’s final in the Double Gate Speed event. 

Back to you in the studio while we put the cushions out, rearrange the Geraniums and get the Pizza Oven up to temperature.”