Branch Lines

It feels that spring is upon us. Warm weather around Easter, has seen a positive reaction from seedlings and early perennials in the longer days and strengthening sun.

Amelanchier in bloom

I fund myself looking to the trees around me for the tell tale signs of spring.  The Ash and the Oak on our lane are full of incoming migrants, such as chiffchaffs and blackcaps, filling the air with their distinctive songs.   I suspect the Ash is coming into leaf first, which is unusual, and suggests the prospect of a wet summer, if the old rhyme is to be believed:

‘Oak before Ash: in for a splash.  Ash before Oak: in for a soak.’

We had scaffolding on the house last week to enable some work on the roof. Standing next to the chimney piece, I realised just how tall the oak is.  A wet summer, or slightly leaky roof, would be the least of our problems if any sizeable part of this tree fell our way. 

But it is a feature of our lives just as other trees are. The Amelanchier, which we transplanted to the Spursy border a few years ago, has been in delicate blossom these past couple of weeks.  It reminds me of the Old Place, as my mother particularly valued it.  In contrast, I have never been a big fan of a Magnolia: the blossom is too blousy for my taste and, when fallen, it litters the place like discarded fish and chip wrappers.  The Amelanchier is far more delicate and refined. 

The Whitebeam that we placed in the back garden also reminds me of the Old Place.  My father bought a White beam soon after my mother died.  At this time of year, the soft silvery green buds anticipate the bright green leaves about to burst forth and delicate white flowers. It almost shimmers in the spring sunshine.

Elsewhere in the Spursy border, the three silver Birches are a major feature.  They are currently covered in catkins, which contrast pleasingly with the shiny bark.  They remind me of childhood trips to my grandmother on Ashdown Forest in Sussex. 

I think we are drawn to trees by their longevity. Most of them will be here long after we have passed. I often take pictures of them and none is more photographed and studied by us (and others) than the Tulip Tree (Liriodendron Tulipifera) down the road on Crawford Lane.  Commonly known as Josh’s Tree, it was planted in his memory by members of our village book group.  It is positioned on one of the main thoroughfares for dog walkers and has plenty of space to grow to its ultimate height of more than twenty metres.

A group of us dug it in during lockdown in a comical example of failed social distancing, which ended with the passing of an iPhone from unwashed hand to unwashed hand before one of us worked out how to take a selfie. I am pleased to report that we all survived the experience – particularly the tree.

Hardly a month or even a week goes by without me taking a photograph of it and thinking of my boy.  The tree will not actually flower for at least another ten or fifteen years, but just the shape and colour of the emergent leaves in the spring are a joy to behold, like small candles on the tree’s elegant arms.

Like the Oak and the Ash, it bears witness to our lives and, in a small way, the Tulip Tree will retain memories of our boy.

Chainsaw Massacre?

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Potential Hen run – in need of modernisation

Plans for the spring include getting more hens.  This time we will house them at the end of the cow stall, in an area of the garden which has for some time been fairly derelict.  It is closer to the house so might reduce the rate of fox-related fatalities.  It is also the part of the garden that is most difficult to fence and from which we are convinced Fudge makes her escape, so the idea of fencing it properly and using it constructively seems a laudable one.

But as with any capital project there are the usual rituals to follow.

First we check that it is do-able, which is achieved with some independent advice from Jim.  We get chatting as he is around doing some treatment on the tennis court.

Next we need to get the Old Man to agree with the idea.  Which means we need to get him to think that it is his idea.  I vague word about hens, locations and fencing, a week’s break, and hey presto, he comes back talking a great project.  He demands our presence by the walnut tree and tells us what we should to.  He even offers to pay Jim to put the fencing up.  Result.

So the first weekend of half term I had a site meeting with Jim and agreed that I would clear the undergrowth and then get the fence posts and netting to get the job done.  He chuckled at how much I was going to have to clear, which is always worrying.  I value Jim’s opinion and work ethic and if he is thinking something will require large amounts of hard labour, I wonder if I am being naïve.

The hens will be moving into the wheelbarrow graveyard
The hens will be moving into the Wheelbarrow graveyard

As it turns out it does not take long to clear the detritus from the area.  But there is the small issue of the ash tree which has grown up through an old gate.  The Old Man actually suggested I use the chain saw (I had forgotten we had one) and offers me a lesson on how to operate it.  Normally the idea of a lesson in anything from TOM would have me running a mile, but I have to concur with his view that “you don’t have minor accidents with chain saws”.  So the stark choice between a long-winded exposition on chainsaw safety from the Old Man, or no lesson followed swiftly by an amputation-inducing accident is a tricky one to weigh up.  But after due consideration I go for the safety option.  To my surprise the lesson is short and sweet and I make short sweet work of a juvenile elder that needed felling.

But the ash tree remained – as did The Old Man.

Tree with gate attached
Tree with gate attached

“You’ll need a rope for that as it will hit the walnut tree or else land on the cow stall” was the wise man’s words.  I nodded sagely and grunted to concur.  Some things are not worth arguing – despite the fact the tree was clearly leaning away from the cow stall and was equally clearly not tall enough to reach the walnut.

Fortunately that day he was out to lunch (no – literally out to lunch) so as soon as he had gone I carefully revved up the chainsaw and started on the ash tree.  Of course I was running a risk here.  I was sawing a tree that apparently had the capacity to bring down airliners if attacked at the wrong angle, and if I did suffer a serious accident there would be no one on hand to say “I told you so” as they drove me to hospital.  But I forged ahead in swashbuckling style.

I sawed a wedge in the trunk to encourage it to fall away from buildings then attacked it from the back.  The tree duly fell – away from the cow stall and short of the walnut tree – and just as I stood back to admire my technical acuity, the base of the trunk slipped and landed squarely on my foot.  It happened almost in slow motion.  The pain was intense, but at least it was not witnessed by anyone with more experience and advice to give.

My foot was fine – but the next near accident could have been worse.

Stand Clear
Stand Clear

I needed to release the metal gate through which, over the years, the tree had grown and expanded until it was wedged tightly between the bars.  A simple slice with the chainsaw ought to suffice to take off the top of the elongated stump.  What I had not realised was the tension in the trunk.  As the saw liberated the gate, the trunk was catapulted down like a hammer by the force of the bars on the gate.   Fortunately I had maintained good posture (unusual for me) and was not hunched over the chainsaw at the time – otherwise it could have been lights out or at the very least we would be talking “concussion protocols” before I am allowed back to work.

So it all went swimmingly.  I have not told TOM that I have cleared the Ash Tree – he will have to take note himself.  I now need to get down to Mole Valley Farmers to get the fencing.  Then it’ll be more Easter hens.

And the Walnut is still standing
And the Walnut is still standing