Not Green Any More

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A Very Green House

Half term has arrived for me with the amazing coincidence of fine weather too.  So we decided to clean the greenhouse.

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Is there anybody in there?

This time last year, Claire was in hospital undergoing her final chemotherapy and stem cell transplant, so even going out and scrubbing down a load of glass seems like a treat – particularly as only six months ago she might not have had the energy to contemplate it.   Last year Lynn very kindly washed the greenhouse, so this was my first attempt at an early spring clean in the garden.  It was no big deal, but only when you get up close and personal to it to do you see why Greenhouse is not a misnomer for a shed made of glass:  Fungus the Bogeyman would not have felt out of place in this moldy residence.  So I did the outside, Claire wiped the inside and the results speak for themselves.

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The Crystal Palace!

As usual, I did it all with the sound of the OM’s voice in my head, advising me on how to do it, but unlike this time last year it really is just in my head:  I knew he would not be wandering down the garden today to dig leeks or check what I was up to.  It seems a shame that he does not come down the garden, but I guess he might be keeping out of my way (unlikely) or more probably he just does not have the motivation these days.

A good Forking effort
A good Forking effort

Mind you, despite my cynicism of the “I wouldn’t do it that way if I were you” kind of comment from on high, I gave more thought to the advice I had been given as I dumped a load of manure into the beds in the now crystal-clear greenhouse (glasshouse is now a recognisable description).  As I dug with the spade then broke it up and spread it with my fork, it occurred to me that perhaps all those years digging and muck-spreading in the garden must count for something.  My views are skewed by memories of  having to share the experience of him taking an hour to methodically change a fuse (which probably required the shutting down of half the village’s electrical supply to ensure safety) but maybe, just maybe, his way really is the best and most efficient.  So fork it was – and it all worked nicely.

Thanks Dad.

The Love Rose (thanks Tony and Juleit).  Happy as a pig in...
The Love Rose
(thanks Tony and Juliet)
Happy as a pig in muck

And I even managed to save a little manure to put around our Silver Wedding Rose (now safely ensconced in the “Silver Wedding Bed” –  a rose from our Silver wedding in the bed created for my parents’ in 1982).  This is based another story from my childhood of my paternal grandfather following horses down the street to collect their detritus for his roses.  I never knew either of my grandfathers:  my mother’s father was born in 1868, so I was never likely to have known him.  The other died before my father reached his teens – but we will have to explore all the Freudian overtones of that another day.  For now, let’s just celebrate a clean, un-green greenhouse and some roses that are looking just fine and dandy.

And much of that is down to the use of knowledge and stories passed on across the generations.

Final job was to put together the Wicker Salad Planter (Christmas present from one of my brothers).  This did not require generations of knowledge to assemble.  And I don’t think I will be passing on either the planter or the assembly technique to my own children…

Dreaming of a Wet Christmas

DSC_0148So after the past six years spending Christmas at home doing our duty with in-laws and parents (s) we finally made the break and got away for the festive celebrations.  I have been hankering for a quiet Christmas without the usual stresses of combining disparate ends of the family in an event that reminds us why we only do it once a year.  So courtesy of my eldest brother Nick, we got away from it all in his holiday property on the Scottish Island of Arran.

121224 (10)Arran has been described as the best of Scotland in miniature: there are mountains and glens in the north and rolling lowland to the south.  There are seven golf courses on an island 10 miles by 20, and everything else you need for a decent Christmas: a brewery, a distillery and some decent shops for both gifts and more mundane essentials.  Claire’s main concerns about going to Arran revolved around whether we would even be able to get there as the chances of cancelled ferries loomed large in her mind in the weeks prior to the 8 1/2 hour journey up north.  My blind faith that it would all be fine on the night was severely tested as our four day stay was bookended by high winds and gales, prompting Calmac Ferries to run “disruption” banners across their website.  One cancellation simply meant a longer-than-planned-for shopping run at Asda in Ardrossan while we awaited the next crossing.

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If you go down to the woods today

Once there, a quick perusal of the local information service – The Arran Banner – told us that on Boxing day we should attend the “dook”: the local “let’s jump in the sea” equivalent of the Serpentine swimming club in London.  Unlike the Serpentine club this was not a race, just a relaxed, informal affair in which participants strolled (or ran) down the slipway at Lamlash before swimming to the end of the jetty, getting out and diving / jumping / falling into the icy waters below before returning to the slipway for a refreshing hot soup.  Fancy dress was optional, but prizes were awarded, so there were plenty of splashing santas to amuse the spectators as we sipped on our mulled wine.  All donations went to the RNLI so the risk of hypothermia seemed a fair one for the enthusiastic ‘dookers’.

121226a (24)Before we left Somerset for Scotland I had bumped into a former coaching colleague who now works in Scotland and was in the West country for Christmas.  He was incredulous that I was travelling up there for the festive period.  I can see his point:  the days are short (sunrise 9am and setting by 4pm) and the weather potentially vile.  But it proved to be the most peaceful and relaxing christmas in memory.  After all, what more do you want from Christmas other than to be able to eat, drink and slob out in front of the telly, with only the briefest blast of fresh air to revive you for the next instalment of festive gluttony?

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Stunning scenery and excellent golf (course)

Josh and I did, however, manage to get one round of golf at the local course.  Shiskine Golf and Tennis Club is a rarity in golfing terms as it is a 12 hole course.  Which is a perfect length for two hours of excellent golf.  It can never be described as a good walk spoiled as the course is on well-drained links with views across the Kilbrannan Sound to the Mull of Kintyre which are able to lift the soul after even the worst drive into the gorse and bracken.  The scores are secondary to the experience of playing on such a great course, though I did manage to keep my 20-year-old son in his place by about 7 shots….

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Greens and red cabbage – and home reared pork sausages

And in order to maintain some sort of gardening theme, I am pleased to say that we managed to cut some veg from the Arran garden for at least one meal.  Curly Kale is something I have not seen in a long time, but Nick (or rather his neighbour) has been maintaining some herbs, greens and red cabbages that are looking good.  And we also took our own brussels sprouts from our own garden – the few the mice had left us.

A truly peaceful christmas with close family, home cooking and room to breathe as you take walks along the beach with only the oystercatchers, cormorants and other gulls to keep you company.  And although not strictly speaking white, there was always snow visible on the highlands.

Almost perfect.

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Sunset over Mull of Kintyre